9 Inches Straight Dick

Now that is a handy talent to have, to be able to have a big enough cock, that you can suck off yourself.

 

Matt Gage is a 24 year old straight guy, who has a nice 9 inch cock, that he can actually manage to suck on, himself.

No need to go looking for a blow job, when you can do it yourself.

And then there are the piercings.

Like no way is there enough money in the world, to make me even think about having someone pierce my dick.  I am just way too squeamish for that kind of thing, not to mention the pain involved, and the healing time.

Like up to six months! 

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This 6’3″ stud likes swimming & wrestling, and oh yeah   PORN.  

Now that’s a guy with some taste, don’t you think? 

Maybe I am too old, but you know, all those piercings scare the crap out of me. I mean seriously, do they really add that much pleasure?  Are they really worth the pain and healing time?

Don’t even get me started on Tattoos.

Frankly I find that most of them are just plain boring to look at, and rather take away from the overall appearance, rather than add to it. Maybe I don’t appreciate body art, all that much, though I have to admit, there are some awesome looking tattoos out there.

Unfortunately they aren’t on too many guys, who strip for porn sites. Least I haven’t all that many. Instead they all just seem the same old boring stuff, that makes no sense to me.

On that note, I do find a couple of Matt’s tats intriguing, but for me, a bit much. I guess I am not into that stuff, but hey, for some it is a turn on.  Again, no way is some guy gonna zap me a gazillion times with a needle, to draw some black & white picture across my body.

But then, I am old. 

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