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Five words you would hate to hear when you drop your drawers:

BUT IT IS SO SMALL

And yet, that is exactly what today’s trend seems to be wanting, not big, but SMALL, as in watching porn on their latest hand held device, like the iPhone or their Blackberry. I mean come on folks, can you really get off on watching some guy jacking his dick, on one of those tiny little screens?

Nothing Like Sucking An Uncut Dick

I mean that isn’t even full size, and for my ancient eyes, well, I wouldn’t mind a tad bigger, so I can really enjoy all the details. And there is NO WAY some cellular phone screen is gonna come close to giving me that kind of enjoyment, or will it?

I mean can you really enjoy a hot blow job scene from Bel Ami, on that little screen of say an Android?  I mean come on, look at how computer monitors are moving way beyond the original 14 inches.  Today you can hook them up to your big screen television, or just get yourself a nice 24 inch monitor for the desk.   Hell, even laptops are coming out with 18 inch screens, so why are we obsessing with being able to watch porn on our mobile phones?

Personally, I must be getting too old. I use my cellular phone to call the wife, not to watch porn. I do that on my big screen television.  IT IS SO MUCH BIGGER!

WATCH PORN THE WAY IT WAS MEANT … LARGE SIZED