Be a Buffalo in Bed

Jun

Could Get Messy

So just what does that mean? [ "Be a buffalo in bed" ] Like okay, I know that buffaloes are big hairy beasts, smelly too, and were once very numerous, though now they seem to be kept on special wildlife reserves. Still what the fuck does being like a buffalo in bed mean? Is it about the SHAGGY HAIR?

Now granted, its a hook line from some pill pusher, but like, is this pill gonna add some copious amounts of chest hair to my anemic looking pot bellied body? Will I suddenly sprout hair all down my thighs, and between my ass cheeks?

Now I am not so sure I’d want to be having sex like some Buffalo. I mean they don’t wash, and well, they do stink too. Yet that line is supposed to make me buy some stupid pill? I DON’T THINK SO!

I am not into hairy guys. I like my men to be smooth bodies, creamy skin that makes it easy to run my hand over. That is me, but then some do like their men more, shall we say, covered? It’s cool too, but somehow I don’t think they are like some wild near extinct beast, even when they are spewing their loads all over some other hairy dude’s face.