Bloomin Genius, On Time, Hard

You have to love the spam we all seem to get in our email inboxes.

Seriously, I mean if you were to actually fall for that shit, you would be super rich, from all those deals with lawyers who can’t find a legit heir to a mass fortune. You would have more degrees after your name, than some Universities have departments.

Naturally you would never be late, no matter what country you were in, because you would be wearing a dozen or so expensive watches, that you paid next to nothing for. From Rolex to Bulova you would know what time it was, anywhere in the entire world.

Then too, you would always have a hot sexual life, and never ever worry about not being able to perform, from the little blue pills you could buy without a prescription. And hey, they are the official sites for them too. Oh and if you ever worried about having a small penis, well that is solved too with the penis extension pills, that will make any porn star jealous of your dick.

If that wasn’t enough for you, well hell there are tons of people wanting to hook up to you, even though your naked picture has been posted across the Internet. Which isn’t a bad thing, if the pic caught you in full hard on, thanks to the blue pills, and was super sized thanks to those growth pills. So how can that be a bad thing?

And not to worry about having a job, because if all those tens of millions of dollars get taken back, or the tax man comes, you can become a prison guard, or even a brain surgeon, for mere pittance what the real universities charge, and all without leaving your home.

Yep, spam really isn’t all that bad, is it? Especially when you realize all the benefits of taking those junk mail offers that keep rolling in.