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Really, the latest subject line in a spam email was for ‘Cures Super Erection’. Like excuse me moron, but who in the fuck wants to cure a nice stiffy?

Isn’t the whole idea of all that crap is to get an erection?

Gotta wonder about the way these shitheads use automated word replacement, so us simple folk will click on their idiotic messages, and buy their bullshit fake pills.

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Which is why that email went into the trash.

Maybe it is from one of those religious nutjobs, and these are anti growth pills, so that they can keep us Queers celebate? Could be a global plot to make us all impotent, so we won’t have sex. After all, sex when not married is a sin.

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