The Average Joe

I love young men who are full of expressions. I truly enjoy sexy young men, who can sell me the story line. Then there are those who try too hard, when really they don’t need to. I mean they are cute, have nice cocks, so why pretend you are having an orgasm, when the other guy isn’t even touching you? That just gets my goat, but hey, if they are cute enough, I can work past their over acting. Which is what makes for an okay jack off session.

College was never that good for me. I never had the deluxe suite like Franko, and I sure as fuck never had such hot dorm room mates. Like one hottie leaves, and he lucks out with another sex crazed stud? College wasn’t that good to me, but damn I’d not mind having Franko as my dorm room partner. I mean he’s got such a nice big cock, and okay, I prefer to fuck, than get fucked, but I’d make an exception for Franko. Course Ciro not only can suck cock well, he’s got a really tight butt hole. Such choices, LOL

I can’t really explain why, but Bel Ami boys make me dream in color more than any other site. Sure they have good looking guys, uncut too, but it is more than that, that gets this old guy hornier than fuck. Like David Coogan certainly got my motor running hot, and its not even noon here. I can see that he will also give me a very nice wet dream tonight. And that is always fun to enjoy. Hey, it makes a long night go much faster, and is a lot more fun that you’d expect. So you might enjoy my little fantasy about him, and the hot pics. lol

Kyle Ross has given me some damn fine dreams. Now, pairing off with muscle jock Julian Smiles, I am getting a whole bunch of new dreams whirling around in my ancient head. I mean damn, Kyle is cute, and when he’s being dominated by a much beefier guy, like Julian, it just gets me dreaming in a whole new direction. That is what I call a versatile young man, and I do like his build, his cock, and that lovely ass of his. Now I can jerk off, thinking of a different scenario, where he is being compliant, not just sweet and sexy.

I like group sex, but this one is a wee bit on the tame side for moi. Hey, I like to see lots of action, cocks being swallowed, stuffed into more than just one willing hole. Sure it is fun to see a guy learn how to be a good fuck buddy, but I am greedy. I want to see how he manages with a cock in his mouth, one up his ass, and one in each hand. Hey, it works for me. LOL Still, Jason is not bad looking, and well hell, the bitch gets a cum facial from his four buds. So that is a plus, and maybe explains his clear complexion too. LOL

I like different things, and yes, that applies to guys. I mean it would be too boring jerking off to the same type of guy, hour after hour. LOL Okay I do take a break, but honestly, I do like a bit of variety in my guys. Like how about a pair of straight skater boy types? I mean I like guys who are defiant, who are pushing the boundaries of what we set as the way to be. So why shouldn’t they explore their sexuality, their need to satisfy their hormones? Who says you can jack off with a buddy, or even have a taste of his spunk or his dick? I ain’t gonna tell them No, are you?

I wish our beach had such lovely foliage. Be fun to snag a cutie off the beach and walk into some bushes to sample his tasty wares, before taking him home for a more up close tasting. Course Bel Ami boys Luke Hamill and Harris Hilton have no trouble finding some interesting spots to get naked, get horny. Like a statue as a prop for some hot rimming, gets me drooling. Seeing those lovely firm butt cheeks, tasty uncut cocks, has me dripping. And hey, let not say what happens when all that tasty cum comes spurting out. After all, one must keep something to himself. LOL Gawd I love a mid morning jerk off like this.

In some form, we all love to watch a pair of hot looking guys making out. More fun when they don’t know you are watching, but hell, sometimes you can actually join in on the action. Course, that can be risky, but hell, when you watch guys like these out for a stroll, turn into some secluded spot and start making out, you can’t help yourself. You have to drop the pants, and at least enjoy the show. Like who doesn’t love to see a pair of nice cocks flashing and lovely butts being rammed by those dicks?

Don’t mind me, I am in a goofy mood today. Course, the idea of three rather hot guys making out on some stiff board room table doesn’t help either. Like come on, Kyle Ross is a hottie, and that Luke Allen ain’t bad either. They deserve to be doing it in a penthouse, not on some wooden table. I mean think of their poor backs, not like they have a ton of padding to help cushion the shock. Still, it is kind of fun, watching them hump on a big old conference table.

Damn a guy gets too excited at times, forgets stuff while he is dumping some lube on the old cock. Hey, Dario is rather hot, and I do like spicy Italian food, especially sausage. And fuck, Dario certainly has a nice looking man sausage, but hey, a damn hot looking ass too. Course I’d substitute me, for that dildo he’s using. What can I say, I like spicy men.

I get why Bel Ami is so well known. All those horny young men, with lovely uncut penises. Kind of why I enjoy dreaming of them, or having one of them like Kevin Warhol as my very own houseboy, or lover. Course I’d be dead within days, from sheer exhaustion, because Kevin is very horny. Now if I was maybe in my twenties, I could keep up to him, but even then, I rather doubt it. Guess his cohorts feel the same way, which is why he seems to be branching out, engaging with at least two guys. Anything to keep that young boy pleased, but damn, wouldn’t it be fun to be one of them pleasing him?

It is Fetish Friday, and I get to explore some kinky twinks. I do love things that aren’t boring, and hey, I need a bit more at times, to get my pecker hard and blowing its load. Like watching Steven Prior being strung up, his legs spread apart, his cock dangling beneath his suspended body. Damn that is an image that gets me stroking, and seeing him flinch, seeing him having to submit to the will of another, is also rather exciting. Hey, he is cute too.

I like a twink who can excite me, just by his presence. Seth Knight is that kind of young man, and while JR maybe good looking, I am lost in gazing at Seth. I mean he isn’t beefy, but damn he’s got a killer smile along with a lovely penis. And boy does he know how to use that weapon of his. Just ask lucky JR. Thing is, he’s got a camera presence that makes me weak at the knees. He is definitely a keeper, and boy do I love jerking off to his online antics.

Maybe I am too conservative, or just a bloody coward but having two throbbing cocks up my ass, at one time, seems just too much for me. Hey, I am old, give me a break. Mind you David Harr sure seems to enjoy it, and damn, you gotta see all that cum he gets on his face. I guess taking two raw cocks up his butt, got the other guys super horny, churning out some extra cum. Now that I could enjoy, double cum facials. LOL

I think colleges should hire old age pensioners like me, to be Dorm monitors. After all we have the experience necessary to keep those sex fiends in check. Hiring us older guys would insure that only the highest standards were adhered to, and the administration could rest easily, knowing that sexual antics were well in hand. LOL, as if. But just think of all that tasty twink meat that would greet us 24/7. I mean what a way to spend one’s retirement, drooling over all kinds of young men in various states of undress.

Splish splash who has the hardest cock? I love watching guys with tasty uncut cocks having fun, before they into some sex fun. Guess that is why I am a fan of the young men from Bel Ami. Guys like Andre certainly get me horny, but hey looking at Todd’s big uncut cock helps too. Course watching those lovely firm bodies cavort, then spew their precious cream all over each other, well, damn if that don’t get me blowing my own load. Which is one more reason why I am a fan. LOL

I love my twinks, but I ain’t taking out a second mortgage to help them with their college fees. I am old, not crazy, but then again, some of them might be worth the price. Hey, I wouldn’t mind a kept twink or two, but they are pricey little buggers. Now Noah is rather cute, likes a good hard ass drilling by older men, which fits my basic criteria. Thing is, he may be too much for me to handle on a regular basis, and hey, I ain’t as young as I once was. Guess I’ll have to just enjoy thinking about him, and let Preston pay the fees, and do the cute twink.

How come all the others get hot guys that give them wet dreams, and all I get is confused? Okay, I’ve found a few sexy guys to dream about, and Thomas is maybe one, though it doesn’t help my confusion. I like a nice young blond, like the others, and I do enjoy a tasty uncut cock, so I guess Thomas meets my needs. Wouldn’t mind being the one behind the camera either, but I’d rather be watching him and the boyfriend making out. Could be fun, though seeing him jerk that lovely uncut penis will do just fine.